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Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30600) - you deserved it (14288)

On 01/29/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ohfuckwaffles (man) - United States (Washington)

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I have to say...I was NOT expecting that ending. I was expecting the FML to end with something about ruining the dress or some sort of self esteem issue. Lol

#4 - On 01/29/2013 at 5:42am by Palirose

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This is an issue that must be addressed right away. You have to be wary that there's the slim, or rather large chance, she will freak out,

#2 - On 01/29/2013 at 5:41am by StormfrontX33

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