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Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by sarah6786 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Don't worry, almost every girl's boobs are not identical. It's natural

#2 - On 01/22/2013 at 3:05am by SusanBieber

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You should ask him to show you his penis and then say the same thing to him

#7 - On 01/22/2013 at 3:19am by astralvagan

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