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Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work. All it said was, "Need a fuck. Backed up to hell. You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant." Love you too, hun. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31340) - you deserved it (5378)

On 01/18/2013 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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I think he's horny. I may be wrong though.

#5 - On 01/18/2013 at 8:13pm by Coop817

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He really has a way with words

#3 - On 01/18/2013 at 8:12pm by robo_thunder

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