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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17175) - you deserved it (81076)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:03am - intimacy - by saddude (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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