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Today, my skydiving instructor casually remarked that he wouldn't mind "diving into" me sometime. He was strapped to my back the whole way down. FML

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On 12/31/2012 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by _The__Doctor_ (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Did you yank the right cord?

#2 - On 12/31/2012 at 11:41pm by buckdharma

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Don't worry that's just turbulence.. Giggity...

#7 - On 12/31/2012 at 11:48pm by lilhellian

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