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Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML
Banging your boyfriend till he walks funny. Somehow I don't think that's what he had in mind.
I'm sorry, but I just don't understand how sitting on his belly would be cute. It really just sounds uncomfortable.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 26 November 2014