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Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39710) - you deserved it (5752)

On 12/24/2012 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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"mid-gasm" hahaha.

#2 - On 12/24/2012 at 6:24pm by sacrosanct2

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You need to learn to take a hit..

#3 - On 12/24/2012 at 6:26pm by nycwrestler

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