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Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

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On 12/20/2012 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by alicia (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Wait a second... So he would rather have his own hand touch his penis than your's?

#2 - On 12/20/2012 at 8:03pm by verkaderk

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Girls aren't into that kinda thing? I gotta rethink my whole seduction strategy...

#7 - On 12/20/2012 at 8:07pm by LO388

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