Today, my girlfriend got into the Christmas cheer while giving me a hand job, smashing my nuts with her palm in time to her humming of Jingle Bells. FML
by fineididntwantkidsanyway / 12/02/2012 at 6:39pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
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Maybe the nutcracker suite would have been more appropriate?
#1 - On 12/02/2012 at 9:36pm by jamalamadingdong
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#2 - On 12/02/2012 at 9:36pm by moonboobs
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