Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, and anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in my quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML

by comeuntome / 11/29/2012 at 2:42pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • It's two weeks -_-. Get a grip. I think you can survive two weeks without any of that stuff.

    #6 - On 11/29/2012 at 8:05pm by TopBanana20

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  • Go buy some?

    #1 - On 11/29/2012 at 8:03pm by AninOnin

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