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Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML

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Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.

#3 - On 11/14/2012 at 9:46am by nick347b

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That was a dick move on her part.

#1 - On 11/14/2012 at 9:45am by EnterSandman

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