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Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!
By fuzz94 - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 09:06 / Australia - Brisbane
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  damn_homie  |  2

Was that her first time giving a hand job? I agree with 1. What a dick move

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  Inheritance  |  10

That was cummy..

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  Inheritance  |  10

My opinion it was more or less pretty good. Cummy taking place of crummy was well thought, just strong critics I guess.

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  fuzz94  |  8

Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!

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  MisterEx  |  27

Well OP, that was a hidden message from her for you in the future to make sure never to finish your "volcano" on her face now that you know how it feels to have "lava" on yours.

By  Meenah_fml  |  4

Was it a break-up handjob?

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  P374RD3D  |  9

No, it wasn't. My interpretation of it is that OP's girlfriend doesn't realize the point of a handjob is to orgasm.

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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

Aw come on, that was way better than 1's pun, why does he get all the thumbs ups?!

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  zingline89  |  18

Never jump the gun on whether a comment will ultimately be thumbed up or down. I had a comment once where the first 6 votes were thumb down, ultimately it ended up over 200 thumbs up

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  Pleonasm  |  31

She'll cum round to the idea of doing it eventually ; the real test-es when it cums to her going down there... Hopefully she doesn't throw you a curve-ball!

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  aerogxt  |  7

I see what you did there. Sorry op, guess we all have hard days. She'll cum around, hopefully. Otherwise, sounds like you're faced with a very sticky mess.

By  bubina  |  14

Wow, the situation really came to a head!

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  accioshannon  |  17

Holy crap, you people scare me. #31 implied there would be a "next time", and forcibly grabbing her head and coming on her is NOT self defense. Self defense is if someone punches you in the face, you hit back in order to STOP being hit in the face. Hence "self DEFENSE." Pretty sure holding down someone's head in order to come on their face while they try and get away classifies as "assault".

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  stephan18  |  23

92 - I'm saying that if she's disrespectful enough to do that, then he should've been just as disrespectful, the FML says she stormed out, so she did it in an aggressive way because she was mad, I don't know about you guys but my girlfriend never did that to me and I don't know anyone who would not be bothered by that, I was implying he should let her know what it feels like to have cum forced on her face, anyone that's that disrespectful needs to be taught a lesson, and before 92 starts with her arguments on "that's sexual assault" wake up she f------ smeared cum on his face

By  nick347b  |  6

Looks like a sticky situation.

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  yeti37  |  16

best. comment. today.

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