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Today, my girlfriend did the walk of shame in a skimpy Halloween costume after a night of drunken sex. Problem? The walk ended at my doorstep, and the sex was with a stranger. FML

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On 11/03/2012 at 6:02am - intimacy - by heartbroke (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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What was her costume? Trampire?

#6 - On 11/03/2012 at 9:34am by Nightwing98

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She probably felt guilty...either way sorry OP

#2 - On 11/03/2012 at 9:33am by welsea28

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