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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. I thought it was all going really well, until I looked up a minute or two in, only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words, "You really are an idiot, aren't you?" FML

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On 11/02/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

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What the hell were you doing to her?!

#2 - On 11/02/2012 at 8:44pm by Spongii101

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That's pretty harsh, at least you tried it out for her. I know some guys who always expect head and don't give anything back...

#4 - On 11/02/2012 at 8:45pm by DomDomxoxo

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