By Anonymous - 02/11/2012 19:46 - Netherlands - Delft

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. I thought it was all going really well, until I looked up a minute or two in, only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words, "You really are an idiot, aren't you?" FML
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DomDomxoxo 16

That's pretty harsh, at least you tried it out for her. I know some guys who always expect head and don't give anything back...

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ZeroStick 3

Switch places and give the same reaction.

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MrSassypants 32

And if she actually does well he should say "Wow! You must do this gazillions of billions of millions of thousands of hundreds of times!"

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wlddog 14

I think you may be too young to be online.

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missababgaga 19

She should be more grateful that you even tried

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emeraldisle 30

Now you know what to say the next time she goes down on you.

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xNephilim 18

I would've quit and kicked her out. That was unnecessarily rude.

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xNephilim 18

Touché. I would've quit and walked out then.

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naughtylez82 4

What exactly were you doing op? There's books or even better ****. Read, watch and learn. I'm gonna say fyl on this one cause she didn't need to be a bitch

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icemand90 17

constructive criticism. you're doing it wrong because... its not hard.

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CharresBarkrey 15

If it's not hard, YOU'RE doing it wrong too.

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