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Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13090) - you deserved it (31616)

On 10/09/2012 at 4:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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You pointed out your tiny penis to your girlfriend ... Who may have once been a dude... Ydi

#2 - On 10/09/2012 at 10:21am by etchsanity1

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Well you single handedly ruined your relationship...

#3 - On 10/09/2012 at 10:21am by lovepandorasaver

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