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Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16949) - you deserved it (67762)

On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

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You sir, have reached level 99 of Assholishness and YDI.

#1 - On 09/10/2012 at 8:09pm by MonsterCommenter

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I wish I could hit YDI twice. Douche.

#3 - On 09/10/2012 at 8:10pm by mpsteve137

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