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Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8821) - you deserved it (18206)

On 09/08/2012 at 12:03am - intimacy - by sasquatch (woman) - United States (New York)

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At least he didn't wax it off for you like that other guy did.

#3 - On 09/08/2012 at 6:23am by Lizza330

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Do not - and I can't emphasise this enough - DO NOT shave your face. You will end with stubble like a guy. Everyone has hair on their face, but if you don't want it, wax or use electrolysis. Don't touch shaving

#8 - On 09/08/2012 at 6:29am by kate3101

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