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Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML
how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 10 April 2014