Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML
by thewhompingwillow / 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
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I think you may be doing it wrong.
#2 - On 09/01/2012 at 7:06pm by COOL__Coal
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So your seizures & masturbations look the relatively similiar I assume¿
#3 - On 09/01/2012 at 7:07pm by loserboii
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