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Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

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Orgasm denied. Try again.

#1 - On 08/31/2012 at 3:15am by SkoomaKi

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You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.

#2 - On 08/31/2012 at 3:16am by SeniorHaG

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