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Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35477) - you deserved it (3359)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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Sooo you're so blind you can't see two human bodies?

#1 - On 08/26/2012 at 10:03am by Unbweavable

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Musta been quiet sex or something... Otherwise you'da heard 'em
Unless of course you are deaf to go along with half blind

#3 - On 08/26/2012 at 10:04am by gabe222

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