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Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28495) - you deserved it (2505)

On 08/22/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by WTF (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Because that makes it so much better... Your boyfriend is an idiot. Sorry OP!

#1 - On 08/23/2012 at 3:15am by kristina_woof

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Hey, don't judge...I mean, some people collect stamps... This is much more interesting.

#4 - On 08/23/2012 at 3:19am by IOmnomHard

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