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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11432) - you deserved it (151944)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

#1 - On 08/16/2012 at 4:44pm by Spazz420

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I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

#2 - On 08/16/2012 at 4:45pm by tpike1296

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