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Today, I'm still freshly circumcised. My penis is still very sensitive, and I can't squat to grab stuff off the floor because of the pressure against my jeans. Kicking the objects up into my hands was working well, that is until I spilled a pack of 300 toothpicks all over the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19320) - you deserved it (4939)

On 07/13/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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It sucks when you get it done later in life.

#1 - On 07/13/2012 at 11:47pm by Flyersfan54

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Wear sweat pants, it'll take off some of the pressure. Especially if you get a surprise boner

#4 - On 07/13/2012 at 11:51pm by cyanidesandwich

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