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Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24676) - you deserved it (4183)

On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)

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Now you can taste the rainbow ;)

#1 - On 07/02/2012 at 8:38pm by clarissasyima

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I bet that makes you feel like a pedophile.

#2 - On 07/02/2012 at 8:38pm by bebefer

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