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Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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That's just sad.

#1 - On 07/01/2012 at 4:10am by smtm2012

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That us when he is supposed to ask "how do you spell that again?"

#4 - On 07/01/2012 at 4:12am by G0v3nat0r

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