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Today, my mother decided to share with me that my father is impotent, and they hadn't had sex in a year and a half. Thanks, Mom. I can never unhear that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26170) - you deserved it (2903)

On 06/29/2012 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Christina (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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It's moments like this when the neuralyzer from Men in Black would be legit.

#3 - On 06/29/2012 at 6:06am by KBeatz

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I'm sure your father would be more upset to know that you know. Better to only hear about it than actually have it done to you.

#2 - On 06/29/2012 at 6:04am by plaguer

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