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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35546) - you deserved it (3546)

On 06/08/2012 at 9:26am - intimacy - by unamyous - United States (California)

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Hope you left that broad...

#1 - On 06/08/2012 at 10:56am by KFPanda32

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Ditch the bitch

#4 - On 06/08/2012 at 10:57am by megapeyt

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