Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML
by Brax / 05/30/2012 at 5:46am / United States / Intimacy
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That's really shitty.
#1 - On 05/30/2012 at 10:12am by KingCeltic77
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Well.. you did get a hand job..so that's a plus!=D
#2 - On 05/30/2012 at 10:12am by kickuwithmyfist
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