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Today, I joined a local interest website, hoping to make some friends in my area. I don't think I've ever met so many guys before who introduce themselves with pictures of their cocks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23901) - you deserved it (5755)

On 05/25/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Chatroullette isn't very local now is it

#1 - On 05/25/2012 at 7:33pm by landonlasater

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Well join in! introduce yourself to them with pics of your vagina. You will most definitely make lots of friends.

#3 - On 05/25/2012 at 7:33pm by NoorFML

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