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Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28540) - you deserved it (2900)

On 05/15/2009 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by dammitall (woman) - United States (California)

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