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Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39804) - you deserved it (4604)

On 05/15/2009 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by dammitall (woman) - United States (California)

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Why dididnt you just pound on the door and tell em to knock it the fuck off? Unless you wanted to listen and in the meantime got yourself off?

#2 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:33pm by Crazi_Me

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Because deep down...


#3 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:34pm by SublimeToInsomni

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