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Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

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On 05/18/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by iris (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

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Why would u do that with ur dad in the house? Ydi

#1 - On 05/19/2012 at 12:13am by lkrunner101

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I want to know what kind of parents would let their daughter take her boyfriend up to her room and close the door right after they just met him for the first time.

#3 - On 05/19/2012 at 12:16am by TheMathMajor

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