Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 8:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
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Maybe he just feels really good about getting you something.
#4 - On 05/14/2012 at 2:49am by HeyMondayAddict
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Aw that sucks, but at least he got you something, right?
#1 - On 05/14/2012 at 2:48am by UnikornG33K
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