Today, an exchange student was telling us how he once used a black light to detect semen stains on his "abstinent" ex-girlfriend's face. I called him out on the obvious lie, saying it's an old urban legend. He wigged out, screamed that I'm a "bastarding shite-wank" and ran out of class. FML

by Garry / 05/04/2012 at 5:53pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • Didn't know bastard could be used as a verb.

    #4 - On 05/04/2012 at 11:34pm by haidere

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  • what the hell is a shite-wank??

    #5 - On 05/04/2012 at 11:34pm by jerseyboy732

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