By Garry - 04/05/2012 21:53 - United States

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Today, an exchange student was telling us how he once used a black light to detect semen stains on his "abstinent" ex-girlfriend's face. I called him out on the obvious lie, saying it's an old urban legend. He wigged out, screamed that I'm a "bastarding shite-wank" and ran out of class. FML
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haidere 3

Didn't know bastard could be used as a verb.

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jerseyboy732 16

what the hell is a shite-wank??

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SoultheWolf 19

Actually it could happen. But it would have to be soon after her sex session and before she took a shower. She could use a cloth to wipe it off her face but she didn't use soap.

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courtneyann211 10

By buying one at the store.

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firefighterjohn 9

what the hell are y'all talking about in class???

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Cyberia 0

MFW you idiots think that semen doesn't show up under black light. MFW I have noface.

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JBrownie123 24

Not an urban legend. I have fun doing the old' backlight trick all the time on everything...

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Linkerdoodles 15

There is so much stupidity in the comments on this FML...

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Levvy 22

You know what they say. If a black cat crosses your path, you'd better not be covered in semen.

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djmcintosh 2

Only if it's wiped off. You can detect it anywhere.

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yaya1213 6

Black lights do work

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readytopaint 4

bodily fluids do not glow under uv light With by themselves, they need to be sprayed a chemical substance such as Luminol which reacts with the fluids and makes them fluroesce under a UV light. without this substance there is no chemical reaction and no glow. The exchange student was BSing

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