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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36357) - you deserved it (8924)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

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lol what a win

#1 - On 04/29/2012 at 2:05pm by sparklemuffin

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You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

#2 - On 04/29/2012 at 2:06pm by SkoomaKi

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