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Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

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Boobs can make men stupid, i think its in our DNA or something. And maybe see if you can bounce things off his junk and see how excited he is about it? :p

#1 - On 04/29/2012 at 2:45am by nublets

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Just treat it as a compliment that you have bouncy boobs

#2 - On 04/29/2012 at 2:45am by zojieeu

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