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Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realised that I'm probably too immature to be washing my own clothes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9590) - you deserved it (23937)

On 04/24/2012 at 10:03am - intimacy - by mmmtortilla (woman) - Spain (Pais Vasco)

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That's not immature! That's funny as hell and you have awesome humor!

#1 - On 04/24/2012 at 12:21pm by SkoomaKi

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I think you are referring to a queef not an orgasm.

#21 - On 04/24/2012 at 12:32pm by misterjez

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