Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML

by anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 9:59pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy

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  • Start by giving her a massage, then try to get laid. Sounds like she's in the mood.

    #2 - On 04/17/2012 at 2:33am by supervacaneous

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  • Try the massage sex combo. That works every time in pleasing your lover

    #3 - On 04/17/2012 at 2:35am by lukep135

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