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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30270) - you deserved it (8665)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Like a boss.

#1 - On 03/25/2012 at 2:41pm by Snafuusmc

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His parents raised him right!

#2 - On 03/25/2012 at 2:41pm by NickKuiper

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