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Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14388) - you deserved it (35442)

On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

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You nasty

#1 - On 03/24/2012 at 2:29pm by calvo_07

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\(^_^)/ to ( ._.)

#20 - On 03/24/2012 at 2:54pm by DrNuggetcase

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