Today, my doctor booked me in for an STD test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest, Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML

by 0stvn0 / 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy

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  • Glad i'm a woman. Except for the whole baby thing.

    #1 - On 03/16/2012 at 12:40am by mnurfles

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  • On the bright side....nope, nothing's coming to me.

    #2 - On 03/16/2012 at 12:40am by YourBuddyElmo

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