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Today.. . doctor bookd me in for an STD test . I was feeling confident until he explaind it will involve having a catheter insertd into piss pipe . He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest.. . Steve.. . the pain's beyond belief." Great . big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28920) - you deserved it (5117)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by 0stvn0 (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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Glad i'm a woman. Except for the whole baby thing.

#1 - On 03/16/2012 at 12:40am by mnurfles

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On the bright side....nope, nothing's coming to me.

#2 - On 03/16/2012 at 12:40am by YourBuddyElmo

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