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Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29110) - you deserved it (7283)

On 03/13/2012 at 8:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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u should kick ur best friends ass

#1 - On 03/13/2012 at 10:32am by PiErC3

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How do you not notice that in 2 months?

#3 - On 03/13/2012 at 10:34am by KMtheDrummer

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