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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13790) - you deserved it (32362)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom

#5 - On 02/23/2012 at 7:17pm by lilyisme1324

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#1 - On 02/23/2012 at 7:16pm by geod69

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