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Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21627) - you deserved it (2703)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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Can't touch this lol. Sorry, had to :)

#3 - On 02/18/2012 at 9:56am by Omg_its_Chloe

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Break up with him and say it was purely accidental.

#6 - On 02/18/2012 at 9:56am by LeapOfFaith

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