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Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32133) - you deserved it (6171)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Whatever gets the job done. Right?

#1 - On 02/13/2012 at 12:59pm by jake98899889

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Just so we are clear, you are officially complaining about having an orgasm.

#12 - On 02/13/2012 at 1:08pm by jsfromga

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