Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
by anonymous / 02/11/2012 at 12:57am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
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that's a solid 50% improvement.
#4 - On 02/11/2012 at 6:07am by Cavebone
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That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha
#3 - On 02/11/2012 at 6:06am by DalPozzo13
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