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Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30565) - you deserved it (5243)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

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Can't you do both?

#2 - On 02/04/2012 at 7:17pm by slick5880

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So bake the man some cookies, woman!

#4 - On 02/04/2012 at 7:17pm by Brelywi

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