Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML
by me / 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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Can't you do both?
#2 - On 02/04/2012 at 7:17pm by slick5880
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So bake the man some cookies, woman!
#4 - On 02/04/2012 at 7:17pm by Brelywi
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