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Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

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On 02/01/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by stainseverywhere (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Well its normal for everyone to do.. But id imagine that just but uncomfortable!

#1 - On 02/01/2012 at 5:54am by greatbigc

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Hmm expect to see a lot of tissues next time you walk past a bin.

#3 - On 02/01/2012 at 5:55am by jbfan23100

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